Nickelback "Rockstar" Video: A National Crisis...

Ok, time to make fun of some shit. Luckily, I don't have to write much as this video is its own bit. Maybe if video games like "Rock Band" (see prior post) existed when the members of Nickleback were growing up we wouldn't have to deal with these no talent ass clowns taking their "rockstar" dreams out on us innocent civilians.

Unfortunately for you and I, Nickleback is alive and well. The most appalling part of this debacle though is that as of 11/30/2007 their video for "Rockstar" is the top selling video on iTunes. That means fucktards around America and heaven knows where else spent actual money on this colossal piece of monkey turds!!! Who listens to this crap much less watches the video on their iPods even more than once? The only person who I could imagine remotely enjoying this video/song would have to be the illegitimate love child of Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson who was subsequently raised by Danny Bonaduce and a pack of wild dogs. If you bought this video and you don't call Danny Bonaduce "Pops", call me and I will come to your house and beat you with a rubber hose or whatever Milwaukee's beast bottles you have laying around!